Sandman’s an hilarious villain. He’s all sand. Down to a molecular level. He’s still gonna rob banks though.
yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don't. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that's pretty fucked up.
Weakling. You will not survive the winter.
Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling.
I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend
I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head
maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??
i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of
That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍
Me staring at my newborn child through the glass of the hospital nursery: Boy am i glad that hes frozen in t here and we’re out here and that he’s the sheriff and that we’re frozen out hereand that we’re in there and i just remembered we’re out here but what i wanna k now is wheres the caveman
zendaya is meechee
sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen
The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights
the straights are getting a little too comfortable on tumblr again reblog zendaya is meechee
